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« Reply #210 on: February 07, 2010, 06:35:58 am »

Q. Why did Jack play the harmonica instead of another instrument?


A. Because the harmonica was the only instrument that wouldn't break when he got thrown from a filly that couldn't throw him.


Q. Why did Alma tie a note to the end of the fishing line?
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« Reply #211 on: February 07, 2010, 09:14:51 am »

Q. Why did Jack play the harmonica instead of another instrument?

A. it was a tuff decision between the harmonica  and the harp, when you look at it afterwards you defently feel it was a mistake with the harmonica.

Q. why didnīt ennis and jack drink tea on BBM?
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« Reply #212 on: February 07, 2010, 09:15:03 am »



Q. Why did Alma tie a note to the end of the fishing line?
A. Because it was too hard to tie it to his dick



Q. How come Lureen didnīt divorce Jack?
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« Reply #213 on: February 07, 2010, 09:16:17 am »


Q. why didnīt ennis and jack drink tea on BBM?
A. Huh? Teeee? Huh?


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« Reply #214 on: February 07, 2010, 10:01:58 am »


A. Because it was too hard to tie it to his dick



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« Reply #215 on: February 07, 2010, 10:06:28 am »

Q. How come Lureen didnīt divorce Jack?


A. She needed him as a beard, so noone would suspect her relationship with LaShawn. (in her old age Lureen became deaf, which made life considerably easier for her)


Q. Why did Fayette marry LD?
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« Reply #216 on: February 07, 2010, 11:13:55 am »

Q. Why did Fayette marry LD?

A.  Because he was the most romantic man in Texas.



Why didn't Ennis like to sing?
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« Reply #217 on: February 07, 2010, 01:48:42 pm »


Q. Why didn't Ennis like to sing?
A. Once, when he was but nine years old, his pa took him to see a dead singer in a ditch. Since then, Ennis has hidden his beautiful tenor voice, and only singing in his closet and to Jack.




Q. Who was the trucker that Ennis hitched a ride to Signal with?


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« Reply #218 on: February 07, 2010, 03:01:59 pm »

Q. Who was the trucker that Ennis hitched a ride to Signal with?


A. His dad's cousin who had promised Ennis's dad to make sure no inappropriate singing took place.


Q. Why was Aguirre such an asshole?
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« Reply #219 on: February 07, 2010, 03:09:59 pm »

A. His dad's cousin who had promised Ennis's dad to make sure no inappropriate singing took place.
(letīs hope they didnīt do a duett then Grin)


Q. Why was Aguirre such an asshole?
A. "Aguirre" was simply an alias. His real name was Rich. After Earlīs death, he turned bitter and took it out on everyone he met. So it was all due to a broken heart. Next time you watch the movie, check for Aguirreīs wrist tattoo that reads "Earl forever".




Q. Why didnīt Jack and Ennis ever go someplace warm?
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