BBM Wrong Answer Game!

[High Priestess]

I started this little treasure over on IMDb so hope it will raise a few chuckles here on BetterMost 

It simply does what it says on the tin!  Playmates answer the questions incorrectly before posing another question.  I apologise if this has been done before - it's every new member's dread to find they have overstepped the mark with posting new threads that have already been exhausted prior to their arrival!  It can get very, very funny so I hope you will all add and enjoy!

Here is an example:

Q: What was Jack Twist doing whilst looking in the wing mirror of his truck outside of Aguirre's trailer?

A: Plucking his eyebrows and singing 'My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat...' 

Ready?

First question.

Q: What was the first thing that Jack said to Ennis in the movie?

[saucycobblers]

Q: What was the first thing that Jack said to Ennis in the movie?

A: I saw ya lookin' at Aguirre! Well Hands off cowboy, he's all MINE!!!

Q: What drinks did the boys buy in the bar in Signal?



Cool game HP!!

[High Priestess]

Thanks Saucycobblers! 

Q: What drinks did the boys buy in the bar in Signal?

A: A nice warming cup of Earl Grey tea - supped with their little fingers raised in a ladylike fashion 

Q: What did Alma like wearing to bed?

[serious crayons]

Q: What did Alma like wearing to bed?

A: Those red long johns with the flap that opens in back.


Q: Why did Jack and Lureen's baby smile a lot?

[David In Indy]

Q: Why did Jack and Lureen's baby smile a lot?

A: It wasn't really smiling. It had gas from all the beans Jack cooked.

Q: Why was Jack so fond of the rodeo?

[saucycobblers]

Q: Why was Jack so fond of the rodeo?

A: It made a pleasant change from ice skating. Those sequinned costumes can chafe after a while...

Q: What did Jack write to Ennis after four effen years?

[High Priestess]

Q: What did Jack write to Ennis after four effen years?

A: He wrote a missive about his new hat saying 'You'll never believe it Ennis but I picked up a dang good bargain down in the Texan Wallmart store - 54 bucks for a suede moma and it suits me splendidly, I have to say with my customary modesty' 

Q: When Ennis and Jack first got cosy in the tent, where did Jack direct Ennis' hand to?

[Sheriff Roland]

Glad to see this game revived -

Yup this game's been here before - and in this very forum too - thread's current name is "Ask a stoopid question ... get a stoopid answer"

If'n ya wanna check out some a the great answers offered previously you can check out this link:

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,998.135.html

But that thread's been pretty dormant of late, so folks - go with it - I love readin new "Wrong Answers"

[High Priestess]

Glad to see this game revived -

Yup this game's been here before - and in this very forum too - thread's current name is "Ask a stoopid question ... get a stoopid answer"

If'n ya wanna check out some a the great answers offered previously you can check out this link:

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,998.135.html

But that thread's been pretty dormant of late, so folks - go with it - I love readin new "Wrong Answers"

Oh dear, sorry Sheriff Roland - I had not realised that this had been done before. Please accept my apologies.  Thanks for your kind understanding however, it's such a fun game and the answers always make me laugh!

Best wishes,

Lo 

[Toast]

Q: When Ennis and Jack first got cosy in the tent, where did Jack direct Ennis' hand to?

A:  Jack directed Ennis's hand to the feather on his hat, guiding it all the way down the shaft of the feather.

Q:  When Monroe finished carving the Thanksgiving turkey, what did he do with the electric knife.