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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #400 on: June 22, 2010, 08:02:47 am »
Q. Where is Jack's blue parka?

A. Fun-shy cause it's gun-shy, it's hanging around in the closet.

Q. Who made the Eagle black and blue?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #401 on: June 22, 2010, 02:18:33 pm »
Q. Who made the Eagle black and blue


A. the bikers beat it black and blue


Q. What was the supper that was on the stove?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #402 on: June 24, 2010, 12:27:25 pm »
Q. What was the supper that was on the stove?

A.  It was the Last Supper, BJ (before Jack)!

Q.  What does Jack miss the most?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #403 on: June 25, 2010, 06:12:00 pm »
Q.  What does Jack miss the most?


A. He misses both elks and coyotes.


Q. What is Bobby eating at Thanksgiving?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #404 on: July 08, 2010, 07:58:12 am »
Q. What is Bobby eating at Thanksgiving?

A. Bobby was eating turkey, etc. - it was LD who was eating crow.

Q. What held up Cassie's tube top?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #405 on: July 08, 2010, 03:07:08 pm »
Q. What held up Cassie's tube top


A. It was glued on


Q. What was Alma knitting the night of the church social?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #406 on: July 08, 2010, 03:59:10 pm »
Q. What was Alma knitting the night of the church social?

A.  A condom.



Q.  Why did Alma and the girls like fish?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #407 on: July 09, 2010, 08:52:33 am »
Q.  Why did Alma and the girls like fish?

A. Those knitted condoms allowed the girls to be conceived, so they had a natural affinity to little swimmers.

Q. Ennis pitched the hay out of the truck; who pitched Ennis out of the truck?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #408 on: August 10, 2010, 03:32:27 pm »

Q.  Ennis pitched the hay out of the truck; who pitched Ennis out of the truck?

A. A ranch hand, and with Jack being a natural "catcher", he was waiting for Ennis.  >:D

Q. Just how good was Jack with a can opener?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #409 on: August 10, 2010, 04:02:41 pm »
Q. Just how good was Jack with a can opener?


A. He was about as bad as he was at keeping secrets; he spilled the beans.


Q What did Karl have to say when he talked?

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