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« Reply #100 on: January 20, 2010, 01:12:01 pm »
Q. How did Mr. Twist know where Brokeback Mountain is?

A. Because he and Uncle Harold had a little tryst up there many years ago.  How he met Ma Twist.


Q.  Why was Aguirre so sour all the time?
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« Reply #101 on: January 20, 2010, 03:39:09 pm »
Q.  Why was Aguirre so sour all the time?

A.  Because his binoculars broke and he couldn't watch Jack and Ennis anymore.

Q.  Why did Ennis warn Jack about "beaver fever"?
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« Reply #102 on: January 20, 2010, 05:11:06 pm »
Q.  Why did Ennis warn Jack about "beaver fever"?

A. Because Jack was already bucktoothed enough; Ennis didn't want him eating popcorn out of the neck of a jug.



Q. What point did Alma Jr. get across?
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« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2010, 05:16:31 pm »
Q. What point did Alma Jr. get across?

A. That she wanted another Coke.





Q. Where did that woman on the dance floor get all those tattoos?
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« Reply #104 on: January 20, 2010, 05:19:26 pm »
Q. Where did that woman on the dance floor get all those tattoos?

A. From the tatoo dealership down the road.


Q. Why didn't they ever fish?
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« Reply #105 on: January 20, 2010, 05:25:57 pm »
Q.  Why didn't they ever fish?

A.  They were too busy playing with their rods and reels.




Q.  Why doesn't Ennis like to sing?
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« Reply #106 on: January 20, 2010, 05:33:26 pm »
Q.  Why doesn't Ennis like to sing?

A. because he who brings the songs out of his chest isn't there.


Q. why didn't they have any spuds and powdered milk?
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« Reply #107 on: January 20, 2010, 05:40:22 pm »
Q. why didn't they have any spuds and powdered milk?

A. Because the Basque used them to make clam chowder that he packed in boxes and sold out of the trunk of his car in the gas-station parking lot.


A. Why did Alma want to go to the Knife and Fork?
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« Reply #108 on: January 20, 2010, 05:44:31 pm »
Q. Why did Alma want to go to the Knife and Fork?

A. because they were so behind on their bills they could only afford spoons at home.

Q. why wasn't anyone eating supper unless Alma was serving it?
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« Reply #109 on: January 20, 2010, 06:02:08 pm »

Q. why wasn't anyone eating supper unless Alma was serving it?

A. Because they were having soup and Ennis had been known to have broth-related allergies since he was about 5 and a half years old.


Q.  Why was Jack so comfy with his boot in the fire?
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