BBM Wrong Answer Game!

[Monika]

If you have a pony, horse, or mule for a pack animal, it greatly facilitates the transportation of camping material, and furnishes you with many more conveniences, such as additional cooking utensils and extra clothes. All campers traveling with pack animals owe a debt of gratitude to an old Spanish muleteer who many, many years ago invented

The Famous Diamond Hitch

[Sason]

Oh, wow. Thanks Monika!   

[zephaniah]

Way To Go, Monika!!!

[Sason]

Q.  How many Basques does it take to tie a diamond hitch?


A. 11.  10 to find out what the hell a diamond hitch actually is (remember, they don't have Monika to help them), and one to do the actual tying.


Q. Why don't the Basques know what a diamond hitch is?

[Monika]

Q. Why don't the Basques know what a diamond hitch is?

A. Cause diamonds are hard to pack




Q. What does Randall think a diamond hitch is?

[Sason]

Q. What does Randall think a diamond hitch is?


A. What he has with LaShawn, since he gave her a diamond ring when they got hitched.


Q. To whom did the Basque get hitched?

[Monika]

Q. To whom did the Basque get hitched?
A. He married the first women he met that hated tomato soup.



Q. What would Jack and Ennis have done in Denver?

[Sason]

Q. What would Jack and Ennis have done in Denver?


A. Taken a good and thorough look in this place:





And, they would have found this:






Q. Why did they never go someplace warm?

[Monika]

(Good one, Sonja!!)


Q. Why did they never go someplace warm?
A. Because Ennis was deadly afraid of mosquitos


Q. What would Ennis and Jack think of Sweden?

[Sason]

Q. What would Ennis and Jack think of Sweden?


A. No cowboys, no rodeos, no Thanksgiving, no coyotes, very few sheepherders and Basques. But lotsa mountains, moose, herring ( ), crystal clear rivers and, above all, lotsa tall, blond good looking men!


Q. What would Jack and Ennis think of ABBA?