BBM Wrong Answer Game!

[southendmd]

Q. What would Jack and Ennis think of ABBA?

A.  ABBA is their favorite!  Jack:  "Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight".  Ennis:  "Does your mother know that you're out?"




Q.  Why should the dogies get along, anyway?

[zephaniah]

Q.  Why should the dogies get along, anyway?

A.  It's a long way to Kansas City, or Ohama, or Chicago, and time's a-wastin'!

Q. Why do the dogies avoid Kurt Vonnegut?

[zephaniah]

Q. Why do the dogies avoid Kurt Vonnegut?

A. Well, it wasn't because of "Breakfast of Champions."

Q. If  Lureen is so good at making money, why does she do her own nails, anyway?

[southendmd]

Q. If  Lureen is so good at making money, why does she do her own nails, anyway?

A.  Because the only manicurist in town is named Lashawn.


Q.  Who does Lureen's hair?

[Sason]

Q.  Who does Lureen's hair?


A. The only manicurist in town. That's why it looks like hell.


Q. Who does the only manicurist in town's hair?

[zephaniah]

Q. Who does the only manicurist in town's hair?

A. John Deere.

Q.  Who made the mold for Mrs. LD's hair?

[Monika]

Q. Who does the only manicurist in town's hair?

A. Randall. He does just about everything and everyone.




Q. Exactly what is the pentacoast?

[Sason]

Q. Exactly what is the pentacoast?


A. The coastline of the island Penta.


Q.  Who made the mold for Mrs. LD's hair?

[zephaniah]

Q.  Who made the mold for Mrs. LD's hair?

A.  The Beatles!  Mrs. was the bullet-headed mother who was sung about in Bungalow Bill!  Talk about coincidence!

Q.  Why is Jack's tractor called "Versatile?"

[Monika]

Q.  Why is Jack's tractor called "Versatile?"

A. They were sure such a long and complicated word would impress someone!


Q. Why Denver?