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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #790 on: May 04, 2011, 01:09:33 pm »
Q.  What did Lureen think when she first saw Jack?


A. "Hm... I'm sure my red cowgirl hat would suit him real well"



Q. What did Jack think when he first saw Lureen?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #791 on: May 04, 2011, 01:32:39 pm »
Q.  What did Lureen think when she first saw Jack?

A.   Wow - he looks just like K.D. Lang!
 
Q.  What did the sheep think during Ennis and Jack's first romp?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #792 on: May 05, 2011, 09:47:10 am »
Q.  What did the sheep think during Ennis and Jack's first romp?


A:  Well, at least they're leaving us alone now!

Q:  What did the Basque think when Ennis asked for soup?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #793 on: May 05, 2011, 02:03:04 pm »


A. We knew it! Daddy likes people with names that begin with a "J"!!

:laugh: good point!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #794 on: May 06, 2011, 09:10:22 pm »
Q:  What did the Basque think when Ennis asked for soup?

A.  What's that smell?

Q.  What did Ennis think on the way to the Black and Blue Eagle bar?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #795 on: May 08, 2011, 08:37:50 am »
Q.  What did Ennis think on the way to the Black and Blue Eagle bar?

A.  "I need a cosmo, and quick!"

Q.  How did Ma Twist meet OMT?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #796 on: May 15, 2011, 04:33:36 am »
Q.  How did Ma Twist meet OMT?


A. They met at a contest called "Women with bad taste in men". She won the contest.


Q. How did Ennis and Alma meet?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #797 on: May 15, 2011, 05:12:14 am »
Q.  How did Ma Twist meet OMT?


A. They met at a contest called "Women with bad taste in men". She won the contest.


Q. How did Ennis and Alma meet?

A. They met at a contest called "Women with malfunctional gaydar". You can guess the outcome.


Q. Who was it Jack spent his first summer on Brokeback with?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #798 on: May 17, 2011, 11:26:00 am »
Q. Who was it Jack spent his first summer on Brokeback with?

A.  K.D. Lang's mother.  The rest, as they, say, is history.

Q.  What was the short story, Brokeback Mountain, originally titled?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #799 on: May 17, 2011, 12:03:16 pm »
Q.  What was the short story, Brokeback Mountain, originally titled?

A.  "If you can't fix it, you gotta swallow it, Mountain".


Q.  What was Annie's original name?