Q Why weren't the Chilean sheepherders herding their sheep in Chile?
Q Did Troy like working in the oil fields?
A. Trick question: that was Kurt.
Q What was the real reason Ennis didn't want to work at the power company?
A He was the goalkeeper, but not a very good one. That's why he didnt' play baseball any more.
Q What did Troy do instead of playing baseball?
There's no goalkeeper in baseball!