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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #100 on: December 09, 2006, 11:16:59 pm »
Q:   Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?

A:  To get her hair just the right shade of cotton candy.

Q:  How many cans of hairspray are required to keep Ma Newsome's beehive humming?

          she only needs one for her hair, but she needs 120 to keep the stud duck stiff,

       why is it that lureen wants the dining room chairs to be covered in purple ?



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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #101 on: December 09, 2006, 11:31:41 pm »
Q: why is it that lureen wants the dining room chairs to be covered in purple ?
 

A:   Because pink reminds Lureen of her husband too much.


Q:   Why should you never order soup?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #102 on: December 09, 2006, 11:40:53 pm »

Q: Why should you never order soup?

A: Because "No more beans!" is a funnier line than, "No more soup!"

Q: Why does Jack ask Ennis, "All this time, and you ain't found nobody else to marry?"

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #103 on: December 10, 2006, 07:24:24 pm »
Q: Why does Jack ask Ennis, "All this time, and you ain't found nobody else to marry?"

A: Because Jack realized that Ennis obviously needed help with washing those more-than-smelly socks of his....

Q: Where *did* Jack find his blue parka?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #104 on: December 10, 2006, 07:55:06 pm »
Q: Where *did* Jack find his blue parka?

A: Wardrobe people get cold too on those mornin mountain shoots!

Q: Why is the collector's DVD a Brokeback Mountain bein released after the Christmas rush?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #105 on: December 12, 2006, 09:01:05 am »
Q: Why is the collector's DVD a Brokeback Mountain bein released after the Christmas rush?

A:    They don't want to waste their money on Pre-Christmas advertising knowing that nobody will buy it without the deleted scenes!


Q:  Why are ranch stiffs never any good?   <( per J.Aguirre)

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #106 on: December 12, 2006, 11:26:37 am »
Q: Why are ranch stiffs never any good?   <( per J.Aguirre)

A: Because they always mess around with the poor animals:






Q: Why is OMT almost bold?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #107 on: December 12, 2006, 12:30:46 pm »
Q: Why is OMT almost bold?   

 OMT= Old Man Twist?     bold? = bald?

A:  Because he is so thick headed that even hair wont grow there!



Q:   Did Jacks Mom know Ennis was his lover?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #108 on: December 12, 2006, 01:23:44 pm »
David: Yep, OMT = Old Man Twist and ooops, I meant bald, not bold, sorry 'bout that.


Q:   Did Jacks Mom know Ennis was his lover?

A: No, for the rest of her life she wondered why the heck the pizza-boy took those shirts (and forgot the pizza, to begin with).

Q: Where did Cassie want to go to with her new BF Karl? (at the Greyhound station)

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #109 on: December 12, 2006, 05:29:30 pm »
Q: Where did Cassie want to go to with her new BF Karl? (at the Greyhound station)

A: She wanted to go south, where it's warm......

Q: Did Neiman Marcus consider Lashawn a valuable employee?