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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #140 on: January 27, 2007, 05:31:03 pm »

Q: Why did LaShawn marry Randall?

A: Because he didn't know how to change tires

Q: Why did Jack asked LaShawn to a dance?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #141 on: January 27, 2007, 05:58:29 pm »
Why did Jack asked LaShawn to a dance?

A: Err... he didn't, but made do with her because dumbass Randall didn't react!  ::)

Q: Why don't Texans never drink coffee?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #142 on: January 27, 2007, 07:22:30 pm »
Q: Why don't Texans never drink coffee?

A. Because Texans drink herbal tea with lemon.

Q. Why couldn't Ennis eat the cherry cake just now?




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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #143 on: February 07, 2007, 01:27:06 am »
Q: What will happen if "they" all know about Ennis?

A: the romeos will be banished to live a happy secluded live together in the mountain; Ennis is just not ready for the commitment.

Q: does Mrs. Twist always keep extra brown paper bag in her kitchen?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #144 on: February 07, 2007, 01:43:01 am »
Q: does Mrs. Twist always keep extra brown paper bag in her kitchen?

A: Cause she found it was easier to pull a "Bull Durham" if Mr.Twist was wearing it over his head!

Q: What does old man Twist do for fun?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #145 on: March 30, 2007, 10:49:17 pm »
Q: What does old man Twist do for fun?

A: making new record for filling up the coffee cup with his spit

Q: why Jack never came upon a  bear?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #146 on: March 31, 2007, 10:28:27 pm »
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Why did Jack never come upon a bear.

A
Cause he, was used to, comin up off a bull....

Q
Why didnt Cassie "get, Ennis Del Mar?"
« Last Edit: April 01, 2007, 01:36:51 am by ifyoucantfixit »



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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #147 on: March 31, 2007, 10:42:39 pm »
Q. Why didn't Cassie get Ennis Del Mar?

A. Because she is a girl and her heels are too high to think!


Q.  Why didn't Randall listen to anything to LaShawn had to say?




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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #148 on: April 14, 2007, 07:18:31 pm »

q
    Why didnt Randall listen to anything La Shawn had to say?

a    He was too busy looking for chewing gum, and bailing wire...

 q   Why didnt, Jacks mama ever explain it to him, about the pentacost??



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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #149 on: April 21, 2007, 12:29:23 am »
Q:  Why didnt, Jacks mama ever explain it to him, about the pentacost??

A:  Because she figured Jack already flamed too much.


Q: Why did Jack and Ennis drive pick up trucks?



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