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Offline BBM_victim

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #340 on: May 09, 2017, 10:48:08 pm »
A:  He was having a satisfactory time, satisfying himself!
Q:  Did Bobby ever get a tutor?

Thanks for playing, now i'm happy!  :)

A: I thought Bobby did not need any tutor. LD sure enough told him everything he needed to know - especially how to eat not with his eyes!

Q: What was Jack musing about in the tent when Ennis came over to cuddle? [he he he he]  ;D

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #341 on: May 10, 2017, 07:28:35 pm »
Q: What was Jack musing about in the tent when Ennis came over to cuddle? [he he he he]  ;D

A:   Whether or not it would all fit in.

Q:  What was Alma thinking when she looked out the door and saw Ennis & Jack?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #342 on: May 12, 2017, 01:45:28 am »
Q:  What was Alma thinking when she looked out the door and saw Ennis & Jack?

A: HUUUUUUH, THAT WAS H---O---T!!!!!! Watch and learn.... Where are my smokes??

Q: What does "L.D." (Newsome) stand for?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #343 on: May 12, 2017, 10:26:27 pm »
Q: What does "L.D." (Newsome) stand for?


A:  Low Down Newsome!

Q:  Does Bobby sell farm equipment now?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #344 on: May 16, 2017, 02:56:06 am »
Q:  Does Bobby sell farm equipment now?

CellarDweller, since i'm not a native-English speaker i have to confess that i had to look it up. Here's what i found!
Do we count this as answer to your question? Because i think i just found out what Bobby is doing - but i'm not sure he is selling farm equip!!  :laugh:

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #345 on: May 16, 2017, 03:02:48 am »
Q: Who is Greg???  :laugh:

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #346 on: May 17, 2017, 06:19:41 pm »
CellarDweller, since i'm not a native-English speaker i have to confess that i had to look it up. Here's what i found!
Do we count this as answer to your question? Because i think i just found out what Bobby is doing - but i'm not sure he is selling farm equip!!  :laugh:

Apparently there is a difference between "Low down" and "Lowdown".   My post had a space between the two words, and the meaning for that is mean and unfair.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #347 on: May 17, 2017, 06:21:23 pm »
Q: Who is Greg???  :laugh:

A:  perhaps another rodeo clown?


Q:  Did Junior ever get her  crayons?



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #348 on: July 31, 2018, 08:19:59 am »
Q:  Did Junior ever get her  crayons?

A:   No, she found wreaking havoc in the store much more entertaining.

Q:   Were Alma and Ennis seated at the same table at Junior and Kurtís wedding reception?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #349 on: July 31, 2018, 05:37:38 pm »
Q:   Were Alma and Ennis seated at the same table at Junior and Kurtís wedding reception?


A:  Yes, this way they were able to whisper sweet insults to each other. 


Q:  Does the basque bask in the sun?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!