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Offline Wojtek

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #350 on: July 31, 2018, 06:48:56 pm »
Q:  Does the basque bask in the sun?

A:   He ain’t got time for that; Ennis and Jack jack him around.

Q:   We know why Army didn’t get Jack. Why didn’t it get Ennis, though?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #351 on: August 01, 2018, 06:27:59 pm »
Q:   We know why Army didn’t get Jack. Why didn’t it get Ennis, though?

A:  He was too busy castratin' calves!

Q:  Why does Pa Twist look so damn angry?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #352 on: September 17, 2018, 04:51:32 pm »

Q:  Why does Pa Twist look so damn angry?


A: Coz he can't insult and mistreat Jack anymore   :(

Q: Who picked the cherries for the cherry cake?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #353 on: September 21, 2018, 09:18:09 pm »
Q: Who picked the cherries for the cherry cake?

A:  George Washington, after he chopped down the cherry tree.

Q:  Did Ennis carry around condiments?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #354 on: September 23, 2018, 01:20:05 pm »
Q:  Did Ennis carry around condiments?


A: No, just condoms.

Q: Why was Alma tired of these old ranches?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #355 on: September 23, 2018, 05:10:03 pm »
Q: Why was Alma tired of these old ranches?

A.  She wanted a newer, more modern ranch.

Q.  Did Lureen ever talk to Bobby's teacher?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #356 on: September 24, 2018, 04:35:47 pm »
Q.  Did Lureen ever talk to Bobby's teacher?


A. Yes, and the teacher told her Bobby was allergic to hair bleach, which caused his learning problems.

Q. Was Bobby conceived in the car?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #357 on: September 26, 2018, 08:59:35 pm »

Q. Was Bobby conceived in the car?

A.  No, because Jack wore a condiment.


Q.  Does the stud duck cut the duck?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #358 on: October 06, 2018, 03:02:33 pm »
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Q.  Does the stud duck cut the duck?

A. No, the stud duck cuts the turkey, and the stud turkey cuts the duck.

Q. Is the stud duck cut or uncut?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #359 on: October 07, 2018, 06:29:11 pm »
Q. Is the stud duck cut or uncut?


A.  Truthfully, I don't want to know!

Q.  Does Junior use crayons for her make-up?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!