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Offline MtBecky

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #80 on: May 12, 2006, 01:06:47 pm »
Q: Why did Jack redline it all the way?

A:  Because his yellow highlighter was starting to dry up!  ::)



Q:  What made Jack's mother think that Jack appreciated her keeping his room the way it was when he was a boy? Huh?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #81 on: May 12, 2006, 08:39:33 pm »
Q:  What made Jack's mother think that Jack appreciated her keeping his room the way it was when he was a boy? Huh?

A because "queer Eyes for the straight guys" guys never came a knockin'


Q:Why did'nt Jack or Ennis ever drive cars instead of trucks?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #82 on: May 18, 2006, 10:41:06 pm »
Q: Why did'nt Jack or Ennis ever drive cars instead of trucks?

A- Cos, silly, you can't fit two horses & their gear & the tent, and the camping equipment and ... in cars

Q- Why ain't nobody playin' this game no more?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #83 on: November 23, 2006, 02:10:21 am »
this is too m uch for me,
 just got to the 2 page
and i got a headache for pressing my laughs...in the office
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #84 on: November 27, 2006, 01:14:19 am »
two easy mishaps:


Why would Ennis be better OFF sleeping in the tent?

Why does Ennis's dad call rodeo riders fuck'ups, instead of fuck ups?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #85 on: December 06, 2006, 06:30:32 am »
Question: why Jack always slept with his back against Ennis?
( am i using the correct preposition? you know, don't you ...about the pose i mean)
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #86 on: December 06, 2006, 05:47:18 pm »
Q: Why Jack always slept with his back against Ennis?

A: Cause Ennis is such a HOTtie!!

Q: Why is it always so d a m n cold?


See Novi, yer suppose ta repeat the last question and answer it with a silly/funny answer before yer allowed ta ask a new stupid question! It's a game!
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #87 on: December 08, 2006, 08:04:43 am »
Q: Why is it always so d a m n cold?

A: It's easier then for two not queer guys to find an excuse for stemming the rose

Q: Why does Aguirre look at his wrist watch so demonstrative?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #88 on: December 08, 2006, 08:16:43 am »

Q: Why does Aguirre look at his wrist watch so demonstrative?


A:  Because he can't believe they can go at it longer than he can when he's alone with the sheep.


Q:  Why doesn't Alma throw a hissy fit when she first meets Jack?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #89 on: December 08, 2006, 11:35:12 pm »
Q: Why doesn't Alma throw a hissy fit when she meets Jack?

A: Jack's beauty rendered her speechless.

Q: Why did Jack say the mare "got lucky" when she threw him?