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Offline David

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #90 on: December 09, 2006, 08:29:36 am »
Q: Why did Jack say the mare "got lucky" when she threw him?

A:   Because anyone would would be "lucky" to have Jack on their back!


Q:  Did Lureens Father have Jack Killed?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #91 on: December 09, 2006, 10:37:44 am »
Q: Did Lureen's father have Jack killed?

A: No, he was just a kill joy.

Q: Why was Jack warshing laundry in the creek nekked except for his cowboy boots?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #92 on: December 09, 2006, 10:49:57 am »
Q: Why was Jack warshing laundry in the creek nekked except for his cowboy boots?
 
A:  Because these boots were made for walking.   (thankyou Nancy Sinatra!)


Q:  Why isn't Jack the restaraunt type?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #93 on: December 09, 2006, 10:59:42 am »
Q:  Why isn't Jack the restaraunt type?

A:  Becuase he likes to crawl under the table during desert

Q:  Why does Jack grow that dumb moustache?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #94 on: December 09, 2006, 11:03:43 am »
Q:  Why does Jack grow that dumb moustache?

A:  Because it sticks to parts of Ennis like Velcro!


Q: Why should Bobby watch Football?

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« Reply #95 on: December 09, 2006, 11:05:43 am »
Q: Why should Bobby watch Football?

A:  So he can learn how to bend over just like daddy.

Q:  What shade of lipstick is it that Lureen wears on the telephone?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #96 on: December 09, 2006, 11:12:27 am »
Q:  What shade of lipstick is it that Lureen wears on the telephone?

A:  Blood on my hands Red of course!

Q:  Where does Monroe keep the condoments?

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« Reply #97 on: December 09, 2006, 11:15:07 am »
Q:  Where does Monroe keep the condoments?

A:  In the bedside table drawer of course.

Q:  Why did Jack pick that God awful ugly Mexican hooker?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #98 on: December 09, 2006, 11:17:29 am »
Q:  Why did Jack pick that God awful ugly Mexican hooker?

A:   Why not?  He'll have his back towards him anyways!


Q:   Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?

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« Reply #99 on: December 09, 2006, 11:19:16 am »
Q:   Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?

A:  To get her hair just the right shade of cotton candy.

Q:  How many cans of hairspray are required to keep Ma Newsome's beehive humming?