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David
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
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December 09, 2006, 08:29:36 am »
Q: Why did Jack say the mare "got lucky" when she threw him?
A: Because anyone would would be "lucky" to have Jack on their back!
Q: Did Lureens Father have Jack Killed?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
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Q: Did Lureen's father have Jack killed?
A: No, he was just a kill joy.
Q: Why was Jack warshing laundry in the creek nekked except for his cowboy boots?
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December 09, 2006, 10:49:57 am »
Q: Why was Jack warshing laundry in the creek nekked except for his cowboy boots?
A: Because these boots were made for walking. (thankyou Nancy Sinatra!)
Q: Why isn't Jack the restaraunt type?
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December 09, 2006, 10:59:42 am »
Q: Why isn't Jack the restaraunt type?
A: Becuase he likes to crawl under the table during desert
Q: Why does Jack grow that dumb moustache?
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December 09, 2006, 11:03:43 am »
Q: Why does Jack grow that dumb moustache?
A: Because it sticks to parts of Ennis like Velcro!
Q: Why should Bobby watch Football?
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December 09, 2006, 11:05:43 am »
Q: Why should Bobby watch Football?
A: So he can learn how to bend over just like daddy.
Q: What shade of lipstick is it that Lureen wears on the telephone?
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December 09, 2006, 11:12:27 am »
Q: What shade of lipstick is it that Lureen wears on the telephone?
A: Blood on my hands Red of course!
Q: Where does Monroe keep the condoments?
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Q: Where does Monroe keep the condoments?
A: In the bedside table drawer of course.
Q: Why did Jack pick that God awful ugly Mexican hooker?
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Q: Why did Jack pick that God awful ugly Mexican hooker?
A: Why not? He'll have his back towards him anyways!
Q: Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?
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Q: Why did Lureen need some many bottles of Formula?
A: To get her hair just the right shade of cotton candy.
Q: How many cans of hairspray are required to keep Ma Newsome's beehive humming?
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