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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4135818 times)

Offline mariez

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5600 on: January 19, 2010, 03:52:53 pm »
He carved the turkey with a vibrating knife,
He got two new daughters, plus a new wife,
With a baby on the way
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5601 on: January 19, 2010, 04:29:36 pm »
He carved the turkey with a vibrating knife,
He got two new daughters, plus a new wife,
With a baby on the way,
He had little else to say,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5602 on: January 19, 2010, 08:18:53 pm »
He carved the turkey with a vibrating knife,
He got two new daughters, plus a new wife,
With a baby on the way,
He had little else to say,
And "Jack Nasty" is just a new way of life!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5603 on: January 20, 2010, 01:56:19 pm »
Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5604 on: January 20, 2010, 03:03:14 pm »
Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way,
After cussing out LD, and ruining his day,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5605 on: January 20, 2010, 03:29:14 pm »
Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way,
After cussing out LD, and ruining his day,
Jack's master of his domain
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5606 on: January 20, 2010, 03:43:09 pm »
Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way,
After cussing out LD, and ruining his day,
Jack's master of his domain
It must have drove LD insane,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5607 on: January 20, 2010, 04:15:56 pm »
Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way,
After cussing out LD, and ruining his day,
Jack's master of his domain
It must have drove LD insane
But even worse if he'd known Jack was gay
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5608 on: January 20, 2010, 05:14:19 pm »
Jack wanted to kick L.D.'s ignorant ass
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5609 on: January 20, 2010, 05:16:15 pm »
Jack wanted to kick L.D.'s ignorant ass
That would really have been some entertainment of high class
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