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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4135860 times)

Offline mariez

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5670 on: January 29, 2010, 10:01:45 pm »
Why did Jack choose the crow hopping horse?
Cause that's the one he liked the best, of course.
But he soon got thrown
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5671 on: January 30, 2010, 04:10:37 am »
Why did Jack choose the crow hopping horse?
Cause that's the one he liked the best, of course.
But he soon got thrown
She got lucky, bottoms down
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5672 on: January 30, 2010, 05:39:47 pm »
Why did Jack choose the crow hopping horse?
Cause that's the one he liked the best, of course.
But he soon got thrown
She got lucky, bottoms down
Ennis heard about it from the best available source
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5673 on: January 30, 2010, 05:40:56 pm »
Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5674 on: January 30, 2010, 05:58:55 pm »
Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
To drink a little whiskey, smoke a little hemp,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5675 on: January 30, 2010, 06:01:33 pm »
Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
To drink a little whiskey, smoke a little hemp
Jack didn't really know how to respond
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5676 on: January 30, 2010, 06:36:29 pm »
Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
To drink a little whiskey, smoke a little hemp
Jack didn't really know how to respond
Rather be with his favorite blond
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5677 on: January 31, 2010, 12:13:17 am »
Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
To drink a little whiskey, smoke a little hemp
Jack didn't really know how to respond
Rather be with his favorite blond
So they both wound up feeling verklempt!

(Aw, come on, poetic license, guys!  ;D)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5678 on: January 31, 2010, 05:18:43 pm »
Junior was crying and Jenny had a runny nose
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5679 on: February 01, 2010, 07:44:07 am »
Junior was crying and Jenny had a runny nose
Two little babies kept them on their toes
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