Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4140320 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5790 on: March 01, 2010, 02:55:32 pm »
Jack was a salesman, he sold equipment for farms
Best combine salesman they had when he used his charms
He weren't no pissant,
And ne'r did he rant,
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5791 on: March 01, 2010, 03:13:33 pm »
Jack was a salesman, he sold equipment for farms
Best combine salesman they had when he used his charms
He weren't no pissant,
And ne'r did he rant
But he could not quite sell Ennis a place in his arms
"Really, it's not mine..."   --- Austin Powers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5792 on: March 01, 2010, 04:51:20 pm »
Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5793 on: March 01, 2010, 05:29:20 pm »

Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending
and our favorite character will stop pretending

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5794 on: March 01, 2010, 05:34:06 pm »
Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending
and our favorite character will stop pretending
Acknowledging his feelings

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5795 on: March 01, 2010, 05:53:57 pm »
Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending
and our favorite character will stop pretending
Acknowledging his feelings
that he loves a homo healing

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5796 on: March 01, 2010, 06:51:54 pm »



Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending
and our favorite character will stop pretending
Acknowledging his feelings
that he loves a homo healing
Then their hearts would stop the course and painful rending.



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5797 on: March 02, 2010, 03:48:24 pm »
Stud duck LD wouldn't let Jack do the carving

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5798 on: March 02, 2010, 06:02:56 pm »
Stud duck LD wouldn't let Jack do the carving
He thought Jack raising a sissy-boy alarming
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5799 on: March 02, 2010, 06:16:02 pm »
Stud duck LD wouldn't let Jack do the carving
He thought Jack raising a sissy-boy alarming
But Jack stood up for himself

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