Hahaha souxi darlin, I don't think so, LOL "THAT" dream is WAAAAY too, uhm....naughty.....?!!
Oh, You have no idea!
It takes a lot to squirk me. In fact, I have very few fanfic peeves. I don't read Character Death fic (when it's not canon), Mpregs, anime, or really badly written fic where the author doesn't even bother to spell-check or proof-read. (I know we've all seen some of those out there.)
I'm an amateur when it comes to writing - I'm not even qualified to carry Louise's laptop across the street, as the saying goes. I'm very slow at it, and I've never written BBM, though I've had this huge plot bunny in my head for months that just won't leave me alone.
In fact, I only have three works to date: 2 short stories - a JAG gen fic and a JAG/NCIS adult slash PWP. I've been working on my JAG novel for forever, a dark WIP with around 210,000 words so far. The feedback I've gotten has been very encouraging. If anyone's curious, my work is archived here:
http://www.squidge.org/~peja/cgi-bin/viewuser.php?uid=104Hope it's okay to do that.