Ellery’s Bones Ellery’s bones
Are danger zones
Too thin and very brittle
Even at the best of times
They only bend a little
At the worst of times
they pop and crumble
Ennis dares not even fumble
When in bed they take a tumble
First it was his back in trouble
Now his rib has bent him double
Stress and worry
Toil and hurry
Sent our boy into a flurry
Ellery’s stuck in bed for now
Ennis takes a chastity vow
No more hip thrusts, getting fancy
All of that is just too chancy
As Ennis and Ellery zip their pants
And Alma senior stops her rants
The only groans and moans we hear
Is Souxi crying in her beer