NC-17 RATED FUN: LET'S GET REAL HERE--How Many of Us Have Been SWOONING Nonstop?

[Sheyne]

Better idea:

Oh that's too funny, rt...

Where's your campfire n'whiskey or sumpin??  NOt to mention dumbass mules...

[David]

Victoria:  Sleeze?  LOL     Come on!  that is the "Dude Motel"  What could be more Jack and Ennis?

[vkm91941]

*sigh*

But as long as food is a priority, eating lots of pineapple is a good way for guys to - erm - taste nice..  

anyone who doesn't think food is erotic should watch 9-1/2 weeks...OMG... delightful, delicious foods should be part of your foreplay it only stimulates the juices

[dmmb_Mandy]

Sheyne - I had a vegetarian BF once, and he tasted much nicer than any other of my BFs.

rt - I like the direction you're going.

[Lumière]

"Dude Motel" ..
LOL...

[MaineWriter]

rt and little d are sooooo quiet. Does this work for you boys?

Champagne upon arrival
• Red roses in the room and rose petals upon the bed at   turndown
• Strawberries and a bowl of Low-Fat Cool Whip (because   Samantha on "Sex
  and the City" reports it is less sticky than whipped cream)
• Kama Sutra Love Essentials Package including a sprinkling of   sweet, edible Honey Dust, Original Oil of Love, and a lubricating   Love Liquid.
• Kama Sutra Treasures of the Sea (transforms a simple bath into   an ocean of azure)
• Erotic Dice
• Erotic Moods CD — The Very Best of Nusound
• Godiva Gold Ballotin one pound box
 Tantric Massage Video
• Two plush bathrobes (to take home)

[Sheyne]

Everybody is focussing on food!  I think we need to get rt to spread out one of those nice clean white hotel towels, have Brandon lie down completely naked and give him a nice massage with warm scented oil...

*sheyne goes to visual image* mmmmm

Sheyne - I tried. *shrugs*

Love the avatar, Mandy..  Any chance we could see that pic a little bigger tho?  
 

[Sheyne]

anyone who doesn't think food is erotic should watch 9-1/2 weeks...OMG... delightful, delicious foods should be part of your foreplay it only stimulates the juices

Victoria, I know you're a fan.. I'm listening to Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps from "Strictly Ballroom" right now.  For reasons beyond my understanding, it seems oddly appropriate as a soundtrack to this thread... lol! 

[David]

Meanwhile, waiting for the boys at the Dude Motel:

*  Shag carpeting.

*  Two six packs of Beer in the kitchenette fridge.

*  Porno on the Black and White TV.

*  Roll of quarters for the vibrating bed.

*  Mirror on the ceiling.

*  Condom dispenser in the bathroom.

[MaineWriter]

Amazing, google "sexy hotel room" and who knows what will pop up. This will get the boys out of Wichita but might appeal to our resident movie critic


THE HOTEL, Lucerne
Being both Swiss and minimalist — an ardour-dampening double whammy — the Hotel sounds unpromising. But no: it’s genuinely friendly, genuinely stylish and sexy. With a touch of carnal inspiration, the French designer Jean Nouvel has printed film stills from arty erotic classics on the bedroom ceilings: Bertolucci’s Last Tango in Paris, Almodovar’s Matador and Buñuel’s That Obscure Object of Desire.