Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

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[Kerry]

[Zander]

 

 

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when  a car pulled up beside him, and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car"  said the male driver.

"No way, get stuffed" replied the boy.  How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.

"I said no way" replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh?" quizzed  the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.  "No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the  boy.

"OK, I know what you want. I'll give you £100 and a bag of  lollies" the driver offered.

"NO" screamed the boy.  "What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the  driver with a long sigh.
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The boy replied "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you  live with  it."

[Sason]

^^^^^^^^^^

 

[southendmd]

I had to look up "Skoda".   

[Sason]

^^^^^^^^




Hm, maybe that's the ultimate definition of difference between Americans and Europeans....  if you have to look up "Skoda"; you're not European.....  

[southendmd]

^^^^^^^^




Hm, maybe that's the ultimate definition of difference between Americans and Europeans....  if you have to look up "Skoda"; you're not European.....  

I think the American corollary for this joke would be "Yugo".

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

You can take him anywhere twice - the second time to apologize! 

[Zander]

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.

He replied, "She called Four Horse". 
 
The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"

The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name

It mean,




(wait for it.........)






 


Nag .....  nag .....  nag  ..... nag 

(just found a new name for my partner)