Kerry's Komedy Klub

[brianr]

You have succeeded in making me homesick, Kerry. Except realistically it is many years since I actually attended Mardi Gras. In the 80's I never missed. Happy Mardi Gras.

[Kerry]

Cool vid Kerry....easy to dance along with that music

Yep, looks like they all had a lot of fun - participants and  onlookers. 

[Kerry]

You have succeeded in making me homesick, Kerry. Except realistically it is many years since I actually attended Mardi Gras. In the 80's I never missed. Happy Mardi Gras.

Happy Mardi Gras, Brian! 

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[Mandy21]

>How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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>  Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
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>  Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
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>  Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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>  Rottweiler: Make me.
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>  Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
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>  Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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>  German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
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>  Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
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>  Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
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>  Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
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>  Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
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>  Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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>  Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
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>  Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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>How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
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>Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
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>  'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'
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>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

[Kerry]

>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

   That's very true. And it's probably why I'd prefer to take a German Shepherd over a cat any day. I grew up with a German Shepherd. They are beautiful dogs.  

[Kerry]