>How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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> Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
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> Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
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> Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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> Rottweiler: Make me.
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> Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
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> Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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> German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
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> Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
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> Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
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> Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
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> Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
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> Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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> Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
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> Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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>How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
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>Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
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> 'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'
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>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!