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> > A good Golf Joke
> A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinse Businessman and an
> Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in
> front of them.
> The Aussie fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting
> for fifteen minutes!"
> The Indian Doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such poor
> golf!"
> The Chinese Businessman called out "Move it, time is money"
> The Catholic Priest said, "Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's
> have a word with him."
> "Hello, George!", said the Catholic Priest, "What's wrong with that group
> ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
> George the greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire
> fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
> so we always let them play for free anytime."
> The group fell silent for a moment.
> The Catholic Priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
> prayer for them tonight."
> The Indian Doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
> ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
> The Chinese Businessman replied, "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
> fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls"
> The Aussie said, "Why can't they f----ing play at night?"
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