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Offline Sason

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4310 on: August 06, 2010, 04:42:08 am »
Oh My Dog....

Where can I order one?

not that I have any dogs, but this is def a must-have!!   ::) ::)  :laugh: :laugh:

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4311 on: August 07, 2010, 07:59:53 pm »


Just curious what kind of rules do you have in Australia, is it possible to get married? Do you have the British system with partnership or something else?

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4312 on: September 13, 2010, 11:23:27 pm »
A Cajun Shrimper wants a job cleaning up the oil spill, but the BP Foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'

'Without numbers?' The Cajun says, 'Dat is easy.' And proceeds to draw three trees. 

'What's this?' the boss asks.

'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,' says the Cajun.

'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.'

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. 'Ere you go.'

The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?'

'Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.'

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, 'All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.'

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, 'Ere you go. One hundred.'

The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!'

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, 'A little dog come along and poop by each tree.. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred.'

The Cajun is now the new supervisor.
Dawn is coming,
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4313 on: September 18, 2010, 12:13:36 pm »
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4314 on: September 23, 2010, 03:38:38 pm »
OK , here's one for French speakers , but I'll explain for the others : We have a very famous brand of cheese in France called "Saint Nectaire" . A very dear (and very funny ) friend of mine in France sent me this parody , which consists in permuting the first letters of the words , which gives you "Nain Sectaire " ... which means the Sectarian Dwarf ! I was killing myself laughing at this one for a few minutes (but then I laugh easily):
" - I'm vegan now."
"-Vegan? I thought you were still Church of England"

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4315 on: September 29, 2010, 03:17:22 pm »
 

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4316 on: September 29, 2010, 03:18:36 pm »

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4317 on: October 03, 2010, 01:07:42 pm »
There I fixed it:


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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4318 on: October 05, 2010, 02:42:42 am »
More fixers ;)


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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #4319 on: October 05, 2010, 06:35:35 am »
That bottom pic is just scary! :o


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!