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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7975660 times)

Offline Toast

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"J" is joust
« Reply #13370 on: June 03, 2007, 11:23:22 pm »
It was good luck that Jack chose forceful words and ended the stud-duck joust without anyone resorting to weapons.

def - A personal competition or combat suggestive of combat with lances
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Offline southendmd

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"L" is ladling
« Reply #13371 on: June 04, 2007, 08:26:15 am »
Jack started ladling the gravy, but would soon be dishing out something stronger for the stud duck.

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"M" is mealymouthed
« Reply #13372 on: June 04, 2007, 08:49:38 am »
Jack wasn't being mealymouthed when he mouthed off to L.D. during the Thanksgiving meal.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2007, 09:11:22 am by Memento »
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"N" is nasties
« Reply #13373 on: June 04, 2007, 09:16:21 am »
The reactions of Mrs. Newsome, Lureen, Bobby, Jack and Mr. Newsome himself, indicate that the stud-duck joust was just one more of L.D.'s nasties being perpetrated on the family.
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"O" is overabundant
« Reply #13374 on: June 04, 2007, 10:11:29 am »
If Bobby is right, the overabundant amount of Thanksgiving food will make for two weeks of leftovers.
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"P" is perpetrated
« Reply #13375 on: June 04, 2007, 11:02:23 am »
The reactions of Mrs. Newsome, Lureen, Bobby, Jack and Mr. Newsome himself, indicate that the stud-duck joust was just one more of L.D.'s nasties being perpetrated on the family.

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Feeling a little lazy this morning. :)
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"R" is ruled
« Reply #13376 on: June 04, 2007, 11:13:02 am »
L.D. thought he ruled the roost, but after the stud-duck joust he showed himself to be a turkey.
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"S" is sit
« Reply #13377 on: June 04, 2007, 11:49:01 am »
Jack to L.D.:  "Now you sit down, you old son of a bitch!  This is my house, this is my child, and you're my guest.  So sit the hell down, or I'll knock your ignorant ass into next week."  [DVD subtitles]
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"T" is trod
« Reply #13378 on: June 04, 2007, 12:51:37 pm »
The stud duck knowingly trod a dangerous path when he headed for the television a second time.
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"U" is unseemly
« Reply #13379 on: June 04, 2007, 02:50:32 pm »
LD's television-trodding was one example of his unseemly behavior.
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