Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1093763 times)

Offline serious crayons

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #130 on: May 31, 2006, 07:58:54 am »
Good ending, David.

Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #131 on: May 31, 2006, 08:23:39 am »
Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #132 on: May 31, 2006, 08:46:00 am »
Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
She got angry and red,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #133 on: May 31, 2006, 08:48:30 am »
Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
She got angry and red,
And DRAGGED Jack to bed,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #134 on: May 31, 2006, 08:51:04 am »
Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
She got angry and red,
And DRAGGED Jack to bed,
for escaping there wasn't a chance!!

  :P


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #135 on: May 31, 2006, 10:21:59 am »
New Round:

The wind on the mountain was blowin'


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #136 on: May 31, 2006, 10:24:37 am »
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #137 on: May 31, 2006, 10:48:02 am »
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #138 on: May 31, 2006, 10:58:10 am »
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Was to take a lover
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #139 on: May 31, 2006, 11:00:18 am »
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Was to take a lover,
And spend every Sunday lawn mowin'!
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!