Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Mikaela]

That tackle sure aint never got wet
but Ennis's "tackle" got action, you bet




Hey Katie, I hear you about the first lines
I'll try to contribute some first lines of mine
They may not be pretty,
nor not very witty,
but who cares? Each first line is one of a kind!

[Lumière]

That tackle sure aint never got wet
but Ennis's "tackle" got action, you bet;
Jack's "pole" sure got handled too ..




Mika started it with the "tackle" line ... lol

[Mikaela]

That tackle sure aint never got wet
but Ennis's "tackle" got action, you bet;
Jack's "pole" sure got handled too ...
it got hard, that there fishin't they'd do:
Had their gear tangled soon as they met.


Couldn't resist adding the last line. All in your honour don't you know Lucise! 

Well! So, I get to start up with a.... ta-daaa! First Line:


Jack would happily drive 14 hours

[Katie77]

Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,

[David]

Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
for he knew his time with Ennis was hot,

[Fran]

Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
for he knew his time with Ennis was hot,
The very best "luvin'" he ever got,

[Lumière]

Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
for he knew his time with Ennis was hot,
The very best "luvin'" he ever got,
Like always, to Ennis he relinquished his powers!


 

Another one:

They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,

[Fran]

They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives, who knew what lie ahead!?!

[Lumière]

They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives, who knew what lie ahead!?!
Ennis had wedding plans with Alma,

[Katie77]

They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives,who knew what lie ahead?,
Ennis had wedding plans with Alma,
Jack was goin to help his old pa,