Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Katie77]

I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street

[ThePirateBride]

I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet

[Lumière]

I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
He has never looked so utterly delicious!

[Fran]

I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
He has never looked so utterly delicious!
Got my fingers crossed that Alma ain't suspicious

[David]

I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
He has never looked so utterly delicious!
Got my fingers crossed that Alma ain't suspicious
For I look so forward to these infrequent treats!

[Katie77]

I want you so much to love me, Ennis,

[ThePirateBride]

I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace

[Jackie Sparrow]

I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
So stay by my side

[JulietteMontague]

I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
So stay by my side
And take a wild ride

[ThePirateBride]

I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
So stay by my side
And take a wild ride
Well bounce around like balls of tennis.