Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold

[David]

Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!

[Pipedream]

Hahaha! Bravo! 

[Pipedream]

One evening Alma was knitting

[David]

Thanks anke!
or as Ennis said after Jack sang.... "Very good!"    

[saucycobblers]

Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!

LOL!! Nice one!

One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,

[Lumière]

Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!

That was real good! 

[Lumière]

One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,

[David]

One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
Ennis daydreamed of Jacks Follies,

[serious crayons]

One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
Ennis daydreamed of Jacks Follies,
Which Jack had not yet thought of quitting.