Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[David]

There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,

[ThePirateBride]

There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved

[David]

There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved,
as she tried to break Ennis's resolve.

[Lumière]

There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved,
as she tried to break Ennis's resolve.
She didn't know of his 'baggage', his plight.

[David]

Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,

[Lumière]

Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.

[Ray]

Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,
"F--k him", said Jack with a frown.

 
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WOOHOO!  Good one!

[Ray]

Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,

[Pipedream]

Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
at least none of those

[David]

Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
at least none of those,
For he was a real son of a beep