Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1142415 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #410 on: June 05, 2006, 05:26:48 pm »
There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #411 on: June 05, 2006, 05:27:45 pm »
There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #412 on: June 05, 2006, 05:29:33 pm »
There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved,
as she tried to break Ennis's resolve.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #413 on: June 05, 2006, 05:40:03 pm »
There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved,
as she tried to break Ennis's resolve.
She didn't know of his 'baggage', his plight.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #414 on: June 05, 2006, 06:02:08 pm »
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #415 on: June 05, 2006, 06:16:44 pm »
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #416 on: June 05, 2006, 07:58:24 pm »
Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,
"F--k him", said Jack with a frown.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #417 on: June 05, 2006, 08:01:35 pm »
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
~A good general knows when to retreat~

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #418 on: June 05, 2006, 08:16:49 pm »
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
at least none of those


S'alright, s'alright!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #419 on: June 05, 2006, 08:21:07 pm »
Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
at least none of those,
For he was a real son of a beep