Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[memento]

Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
On to the motel, he wanted to slither,

[Lumière]

Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
On to the motel, he wanted to slither,
In a few moments, upon Ennis he sat astride.

[memento]

Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",

[Lumière]

Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.

[Ray]

Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth

[Pipedream]

Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
Passion boiling underneath

[Ray]

Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
Passion boiling underneath
Of Jack, he was thinking of defiling!

[Ray]

Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,

[Pipedream]

Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags

[Ray]

Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts