Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Fran]

And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page

[ThePirateBride]

And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
See how happy the denizens are!

[Snowflakes]

And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
See how happy the denizens are!
As we wish on the North Star

[Fran]

And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
See how happy the denizens are!
As we wish on the North Star,
Proulx's Brokeback Mountain is all the rage!

"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,

[David]

You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
I figured we wait till we found a Bed!

[Fran]

"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
"I figured we wait till we found a bed!"
In response, she removed her top,

[Lumière]

"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
"I figured we wait till we found a bed!"
In response, she removed her top,
Jack was stunned, too amazed to stop.

[saucycobblers]

"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
"I figured we wait till we found a bed!"
In response, she removed her top,
Jack was stunned, too amazed to stop.
And the next thing he knew, they were wed!

'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted,

[ThePirateBride]

'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted   

[Lumière]

'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,