Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[saucycobblers]

I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
In the morning light

[Pipedream]

I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
In the morning light
Was the "Ennis and Jack Nasty Show!"

 

[Pipedream]

Another one before I go to bed:

Jack's cooking left much to desire.   

[David]

Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.

[Lumière]

Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,

[David]

Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
Jack had an Ass that begged to be....
but he could BBQ a chicken if it were Plucked   

 

[Lumière]

Don't restrain yourself David - why cross it out?! LOL


Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
Jack had an Ass that begged to be....
but he could BBQ a chicken if it were Plucked.
Yet, Ennis' love and body did Jack acquire!


 

[Pipedream]

New one:

That terrible day of Thanksgiving

[memento]

That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,

[Lumière]

That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,