Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3372081 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6320 on: October 13, 2010, 05:44:04 pm »
There once was a rodeo queen,
who wondered where the hell she'd been

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6321 on: October 13, 2010, 05:50:34 pm »
There once was a rodeo queen,
who wondered where the hell she'd been,
She winked at fair Jack,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6322 on: October 13, 2010, 07:57:28 pm »
There once was a rodeo queen,
who wondered where the hell she'd been,
She winked at fair Jack,
When he gave her hat back,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6323 on: October 13, 2010, 09:26:15 pm »
There once was a rodeo queen,
Who wondered where the hell she'd been,
She winked at fair Jack,
When he gave her hat back,
As for his affections, he never came clean.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6324 on: October 14, 2010, 03:44:11 pm »
There once was a rodeo clown

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6325 on: October 18, 2010, 11:57:22 am »
There once was a rodeo clown
Who drank when his spirit was down
"Really, it's not mine..."   --- Austin Powers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6326 on: October 18, 2010, 12:04:01 pm »
There once was a rodeo clown
Who drank when his spirit was down
He came upon Jack

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6327 on: October 18, 2010, 07:48:57 pm »
There once was a rodeo clown
Who drank when his spirit was down
He came upon Jack
With a sneer turned his back

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6328 on: October 19, 2010, 08:56:21 am »
There once was a rodeo clown
Who drank when his spirit was down
He came upon Jack
With a sneer turned his back
Thus rejecting the best cowboy in town!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6329 on: October 19, 2010, 09:53:40 am »
Jack lusted after Ennis Del Mar


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!