Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!
but Ennis never took them when fishing,
Alma's worries persisted, never finishing.

[David]

(that's a tough one!  I'm stumped!  LOL)

[Mikaela]

Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!
but Ennis never took them when fishing,
Alma's worries persisted, never finishing -
she sighed: Him with Jack Twist, they're my "double whammies!"

[Pipedream]

That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!

[memento]

That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss,

[saucycobblers]

That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss,
If I slept in the camp,

[Pipedream]

That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss.
If I slept in the camp,
With you sexy vamp

[David]

That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss.
If I slept in the camp,
With you sexy vamp,
your company I sure do miss!

[ThePirateBride]

Good on all of you!   

Two shirts are together forever

[Pipedream]

Two shirts are together forever.
A greater love there was never