Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1144867 times)

Offline saucycobblers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #620 on: June 12, 2006, 07:05:53 pm »
I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
In the morning light
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #621 on: June 12, 2006, 07:16:51 pm »
I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
In the morning light
Was the "Ennis and Jack Nasty Show!"

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #622 on: June 12, 2006, 07:28:01 pm »
Another one before I go to bed:

Jack's cooking left much to desire.   



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #623 on: June 12, 2006, 07:38:53 pm »
Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #624 on: June 12, 2006, 08:41:05 pm »
Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #625 on: June 12, 2006, 09:02:53 pm »
Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
Jack had an Ass that begged to be....
but he could BBQ a chicken if it were Plucked   

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« Last Edit: June 12, 2006, 09:45:42 pm by DavidinHartford »

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #626 on: June 12, 2006, 11:30:46 pm »
Don't restrain yourself David - why cross it out?! LOL ;D


Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
Jack had an Ass that begged to be....
but he could BBQ a chicken if it were Plucked.
Yet, Ennis' love and body did Jack acquire!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #627 on: June 13, 2006, 08:23:08 am »
New one:

That terrible day of Thanksgiving


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #628 on: June 13, 2006, 10:19:34 am »
That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #629 on: June 13, 2006, 11:40:32 am »
That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,