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Offline Daniel

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**  Ummmmm...I think you better be offering refreshments, not just the idea of them.  This crowd could turn on your at any moment...  **

** Right, well I just happen to know a chef 'round here... **

Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

Offline Becky

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** Right, well I just happen to know a chef 'round here... **



**I'd watch them cause just guess who the chef is....ME! I'd watch those yellow ones you don't know what *cough*Whisky*cough* flavouring is in 'em**
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Good news Cast and Crew!


Director Raymille has just been spotted on the set!   His chartered helicopter must have landed somewhere up on Brokeback and as soon as he assuages his appetite at the Craft table he will be here to gently guide and attend the next epihanic scene.  And the next, and the next and the next.  He has assured me that when he returns he will be free for the next two weeks to herald this Performance.  Praise be!   We missed you and we need you Director Raymille!!

WELCOME BACK!!

« Last Edit: July 06, 2006, 05:26:39 pm by JakeTwist »
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**Horrah! MR.Raymille has finally showed himself around these parts. Welcome back sir! "Whiskey"?**
"Look too often at those hills, lie too long beside those rippling rivers, and you may think you are hearing a love song, when actually it is a death song." Larry McMurtry, Brokeback Mountain: Story to Screenplay.

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YOUNG ENNIS:

** Ok, now listen' up y'all. I know whut you're all waitin' for and its gonna happen, but ya need to give it a chance.. Ya see, my boy and me here are way much past drunk and could'nt even raise a flag right now.
After 20 or so short winks, I promise you the tent will be rockin'**
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JBB:

((Shuffles to entrance of don't-look-right tent))

** Mr DelMar! Mr Twist! Do you need soothing before you retire for your nap? **
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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The High Priestess rejoices at the imminent return of our Beloved Director to our collective bosom!   :-*

GROUP HUG, EVERYONE!



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JBB:

((Shuffles to entrance of don't-look-right tent))

** Mr DelMar! Mr Twist! Do you need soothing before you retire for your nap? **

**

Errr...JBB, where is your Bosom Bottom Buddy Lotion?
I could use some soothing over here ... the waiting has really taken a toll on me ...




Even my lil doggie Luca is tired and retired to the trailer for a few winks ...




Even the woolies are getting antsy ...waiting ..



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** What do I hear?  The boss is back??  :D  :D  **



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** Errr...JBB, where is your Bosom Bottom Buddy Lotion?
I could use some soothing over here ...

** Humph!! Mr Indapaddock, I think you had yourself quite enough of my lovin' the other day, no?? **
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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** Humph!! Mr Indapaddock, I think you had yourself quite enough of my lovin' the other day, no?? **

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Fine ...be that way!   :(
Who needs JBB anyway?  Wait until I come up with my new line of body lotions ...




Everybody will be clamoring to get my Special Sheep Lotions, I'll see what this little JBB git will do then!  ::) 

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