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Offline alec716

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((JBB shivers and wakes from his happy slumber))

** What the...? Where'd Terry go? SonofaPolyesterHandtowel, I sure hope he ain't regrettin' what happened last night... *sigh*



TERRY CLOTH:

** Now, JBB, could I ever regret last night?  No way.  You sure put me in the spin cycle like nobody ever done since the Props Magician.   Now, I ain't no polyester, but I hope this ain't a one-tube deal we got goin' on here.  Now git over here!  We might need to leave the sheep to babysit Jack and Ennis.  ;)  **
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TERRY CLOTH:

** Now, JBB, could I ever regret last night?  No way.  You sure put me in the spin cycle like nobody ever done since the Props Magician.   Now, I ain't no polyester, but I hope this ain't a one-tube deal we got goin' on here.  Now git over here!  We might need to leave the sheep to babysit Jack and Ennis.  ;)  **

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Awww Terry and JBB...
It is just beautiful to see 2 bathroom products so in love ...  :-*




Awww..
I am starting to wonder what their kids will look like..
Cute lil towels slathered in lotion?  Hmmm...
I wonder if we can expect a handful of fluffy lil soggy towels in a while ... :)

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« Last Edit: July 13, 2006, 02:00:32 pm by Lucise »


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YOUNG JACK:

((nods sullenly))

I ain't queer either. I.... It's not like I do... this.... all the time. I mean....

%% I ain't sure what I mean. Best to jest shut up now I reckon. %%


YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Not do this all the time?  He kiddin' me?  He flipped over like a pancake, with me barely touchin' em.%%

Well, jes' so ya know.

((Ennis looks down at the barely eaten bacon and wonders...))


%% Hell, if I don't get me some mo' of that lovin, I think ma head will explode%%
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Awww..
I am starting to wonder what their kids will look like..

**I think what they like to do don't make too many babies....**

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**I think what they like to do don't make too many babies....**

((  :laugh:  ))

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Good point there YOUNG ENNIS #2!
As long as there is love, that's all that matters!   ;)
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((We join JBB mid-flight as he sails through the air like a majestic dove... before descending gracefully... into sheep sh*t))

** Aw crap, not AGAIN!**

((JBB rolls around, muttering...))

** Bloody film crew... they've been waitin' so damn long to get off this here mountain that they decided to have themselves a party with little 'ole JBB. Now I look like a squeezed out old tube o' toothpaste and I smell like... well, you know... Terry ain't never gonna look at me now... *sniff*. **

((JBB looks around))



** Hmmm... where the hell am I, anyways?**
« Last Edit: July 13, 2006, 05:07:11 pm by saucycobblers »
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Not do this all the time?  He kiddin' me?  He flipped over like a pancake, with me barely touchin' em.%%

Well, jes' so ya know.

((Ennis looks down at the barely eaten bacon and wonders...))


%% Hell, if I don't get me some mo' of that lovin, I think ma head will explode%%

YOUNG JACK:

((nods at Ennis with the twisted look of pain and regret))

Sure 'nuff.

%% Maybe I'll have time to change his mind before we get back to Signal. %%

You comin' down for supper tonight? I s'pose I can try and find something else nice to cook, asides beans, I mean.
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Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
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YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis shifts nervously, looking down))

Sure, I'll be down.  Man's got ta eat, ya know.

%%Jeez, why ya bein' so short with em?%%

Mebbe we can, uh, find somethin' for dessert. Sometimes after I eat, I need a little sweet.

(( Looks at Jack))

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YOUNG JACK:

((a sad smile))

%% Ain't I sweet enough.... I reckon not... not the way I been moping around today.%%

((stands up and heads toward LOW STARTLEPOINT HORSE))

((looks back at Ennis as though he is unwilling to tear his eyes off him again.))

See ya at camp, then, Ennis. I'll  see what I can round up for us.

((heads back to camp))
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Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
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YOUNG ENNIS:
Mebbe we can, uh, find somethin' for dessert. Sometimes after I eat, I need a little sweet.

(( Looks at Jack))


%%

I know who  what YOUNG ENNIS can have for dessert ...
I am sure they still have a bunch of bananas back at the camp...
What about some bananas on sticks ..
Hmmmm....




Now, I would like to see them eat that!  ;D


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