The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[southendmd]

Jimbo the Clown rejected Jack's beer, saying if he accepted kind offers of alcoholic beverages from every rodeo hand off of whom he pulled a bull, he more than likely would have become a drunkard.

=aside= Sandy
Fayette and Randall?  I thought you meant Lashawn and LD:  there's a match made in stud-duck heaven!

[Meryl]

What with being half-sloshed before they even sat down for the fireworks, the unlucky bikers failed to sense the inadvisability of egging Ennis on.

=aside=Sandy
Thanks!  And nice wordplay with the corks and bottles 

[Fran]

Whiskey helped facilitate TS1.

[Toast]

Ennis uncorked his bottled-up emotions while being in a state of grogginess after he hit the bottle.

=aside= Players
Yes Sandy, I can be accused of grogginess too!
Sorry bout the quick quiet departure.
But while you were all drinking, I was gathering ice.
We call them bergy bits and they cool a drink very nicely.

[memento]

Ennis made a toast in honor of Junior's upcoming marriage.

=aside= Toast
I guess you got groggy.

[ProwlAmongUs]

Aguirre rode to the boys' camp to inform Jack his uncle was in the hospital.

[Fran]

A high-time supper by the fire, a quart of whiskey on shares, and a companion where none had been expected make for a jolif evening for the boys.

def. = joyful; merry; pleasant; jolly

[Toast]

Even Lureen knew that Brokeback Mountain (whether it existed or not) would be able to fulfill Jack's libatory habits.

"Knowin' Jack, it might be some pretend place where bluebirds sing, and there's a whisky spring."

[southendmd]

After enduring Alma's kitchen-outing, Ennis's bottled-up emotions were uncorked and, on his way to the Black 'n' Blue Eagle Bar, he took a good mauling from the bear in the truck.

=aside= Toast
Welcome back.  I trust your bergy bits have warmed up by now?

[Fran]

As they neared the bar in Signal, Ennis was walking in sync with Jack.