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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1660 on: November 22, 2007, 05:38:32 pm »
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me!  Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her ."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1661 on: November 24, 2007, 07:26:08 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1662 on: November 24, 2007, 07:27:29 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1663 on: November 24, 2007, 07:41:54 am »

CROC ATTACK

Be brave and have a look!

READ FIRST

Pack of dogs attacking a crocodile near Cairns in far-north Queensland, Australia.

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The crocodile, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered an "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented "team work" strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines.

Scroll down for the remarkable photograph below, courtesy of Nature Magazine.

Note that the alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the croc, preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the croc.

Not for the squeamish!

If you can't stand the sight of blood, do not scroll down beyond this point.

Area you sure you want to see it?

Brace yourself!

Here it is!

Take a deep breath!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1664 on: November 24, 2007, 08:20:48 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I was brave!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1665 on: November 24, 2007, 02:56:58 pm »
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Very exciting story, Kerry!
And the brave attackers are very cute!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1666 on: November 24, 2007, 02:59:55 pm »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1667 on: November 24, 2007, 07:17:12 pm »
:o :o :o :o :o ...... that's EVIL!!    :laugh:
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1668 on: November 25, 2007, 08:53:09 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1669 on: November 25, 2007, 08:56:04 am »


Yee-Haw!
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