A man boards a plane bound for Italy and, after take-off, decides to engage the man next to him, in 21B, in conversation, to pass the time.
'Well, you're off to Rome, too, are you?'
'Hell yeah' replies 21B, 'Shore is. Gunna be real good, seein all them arkifacks an ware all them ceasers had lions munchin on them gladyatas'.
'Oh, then you are a student of archaeology and ancient history, are you?'
'Ya bet I is.' says 21B. 'Gunna see if I c'n learn me that Iti langwidge too. Mite impress the women wen I gets ome'.
'Hmmm, that does sound impressive. Learning a new language is always worthwhile.'
'Aw yeah', replies 21B. 'Miite even get ta meet tha Pope an all, too, ya know. Goin for a job workin fa that there Vadican.'
'Oh, really; attending an interview? How exiciting. And what position do you hope to attain?'
'Arr, one a them jobs doin radeyo anounsin' answers 21B. 'Like one a them dudes ya hear at brekfust, ya know? Givin tha news an tha wetha report?'
'Do you really think you have much chance of success?'
'Well, nagh. I'm not reely expectin ta get a fair go' replies 2B. ... 'I'm a prodestant.'