Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

[CellarDweller]

Don't know if this was posted here before, if it was, apologies for the repeat.

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? ? ?



One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another six to condemn those six as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to e-mail the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and light bulb group about changing light bulbs should be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me toos" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post six months from now and start it all over again...

[Sason]

Hmm....why is Putin wearing his watch on his right hand?

Maybe that's the Russian way of doing it?   

Or maybe the answer is simply that he's left handed.

[Kerry]

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? ? ?

   Hilarious!   

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

A little known fact of cricket:

The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874 . . . .   

. . . . and the first helmet was used in 1974!!!!!!   

It took 100 years  for them to realise that the brain is also important.   

[Sason]

^^^^^^

 

So it's true what they say, regarding what body part men use to think with!!!



 

[Kerry]

^^^^^^

 

So it's true what they say, regarding what body part men use to think with!!!



 

     

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

(I'm allowed to tell this joke 'cause I used to be blond - that was back when I used to have hair!)

A blond lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast (the Australian equivalent of Miami) when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?'

'Sure,' answered the blond, 'do you need a lift ?'

'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to  the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I'll give you $100 for your trouble.'
 
'I'd be happy to,' said the blond.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blond's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts.

Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blond walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond.

'What the heck are you doing here ?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take  these chimpanzees to the
zoo.'

'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde, 'but we had money left over - so now we're going to SeaWorld!'