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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #210 on: February 07, 2010, 06:35:58 am »
Q. Why did Jack play the harmonica instead of another instrument?


A. Because the harmonica was the only instrument that wouldn't break when he got thrown from a filly that couldn't throw him.


Q. Why did Alma tie a note to the end of the fishing line?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #211 on: February 07, 2010, 09:14:51 am »
Q. Why did Jack play the harmonica instead of another instrument?

A. it was a tuff decision between the harmonica  and the harp, when you look at it afterwards you defently feel it was a mistake with the harmonica.

Q. why didn´t ennis and jack drink tea on BBM?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #212 on: February 07, 2010, 09:15:03 am »


Q. Why did Alma tie a note to the end of the fishing line?
A. Because it was too hard to tie it to his dick



Q. How come Lureen didn´t divorce Jack?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #213 on: February 07, 2010, 09:16:17 am »

Q. why didn´t ennis and jack drink tea on BBM?
A. Huh? Teeee? Huh?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #214 on: February 07, 2010, 10:01:58 am »

A. Because it was too hard to tie it to his dick



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #215 on: February 07, 2010, 10:06:28 am »
Q. How come Lureen didn´t divorce Jack?


A. She needed him as a beard, so noone would suspect her relationship with LaShawn. (in her old age Lureen became deaf, which made life considerably easier for her)


Q. Why did Fayette marry LD?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #216 on: February 07, 2010, 11:13:55 am »
Q. Why did Fayette marry LD?

A.  Because he was the most romantic man in Texas.



Why didn't Ennis like to sing?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #217 on: February 07, 2010, 01:48:42 pm »

Q. Why didn't Ennis like to sing?
A. Once, when he was but nine years old, his pa took him to see a dead singer in a ditch. Since then, Ennis has hidden his beautiful tenor voice, and only singing in his closet and to Jack.




Q. Who was the trucker that Ennis hitched a ride to Signal with?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #218 on: February 07, 2010, 03:01:59 pm »
Q. Who was the trucker that Ennis hitched a ride to Signal with?


A. His dad's cousin who had promised Ennis's dad to make sure no inappropriate singing took place.


Q. Why was Aguirre such an asshole?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #219 on: February 07, 2010, 03:09:59 pm »
A. His dad's cousin who had promised Ennis's dad to make sure no inappropriate singing took place.
(let´s hope they didn´t do a duett then ;D)


Q. Why was Aguirre such an asshole?
A. "Aguirre" was simply an alias. His real name was Rich. After Earl´s death, he turned bitter and took it out on everyone he met. So it was all due to a broken heart. Next time you watch the movie, check for Aguirre´s wrist tattoo that reads "Earl forever".




Q. Why didn´t Jack and Ennis ever go someplace warm?