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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #490 on: September 23, 2010, 05:19:46 pm »
If you have a pony, horse, or mule for a pack animal, it greatly facilitates the transportation of camping material, and furnishes you with many more conveniences, such as additional cooking utensils and extra clothes. All campers traveling with pack animals owe a debt of gratitude to an old Spanish muleteer who many, many years ago invented

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #491 on: September 23, 2010, 05:36:29 pm »
Oh, wow. Thanks Monika!   :-*

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #492 on: September 24, 2010, 08:28:39 am »
Way To Go, Monika!!!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #493 on: September 24, 2010, 02:04:21 pm »
Q.  How many Basques does it take to tie a diamond hitch?


A. 11.  10 to find out what the hell a diamond hitch actually is (remember, they don't have Monika to help them), and one to do the actual tying.


Q. Why don't the Basques know what a diamond hitch is?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #494 on: September 24, 2010, 03:14:03 pm »


Q. Why don't the Basques know what a diamond hitch is?

A. Cause diamonds are hard to pack




Q. What does Randall think a diamond hitch is?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #495 on: September 24, 2010, 05:19:27 pm »
Q. What does Randall think a diamond hitch is?


A. What he has with LaShawn, since he gave her a diamond ring when they got hitched.


Q. To whom did the Basque get hitched?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #496 on: September 25, 2010, 01:20:00 am »
Q. To whom did the Basque get hitched?
A. He married the first women he met that hated tomato soup.



Q. What would Jack and Ennis have done in Denver?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #497 on: September 25, 2010, 02:48:04 am »
Q. What would Jack and Ennis have done in Denver?


A. Taken a good and thorough look in this place:





And, they would have found this:






Q. Why did they never go someplace warm?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #498 on: September 25, 2010, 07:11:41 am »
(Good one, Sonja!!)


Q. Why did they never go someplace warm?
A. Because Ennis was deadly afraid of mosquitos


Q. What would Ennis and Jack think of Sweden?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #499 on: September 25, 2010, 07:50:32 am »
Q. What would Ennis and Jack think of Sweden?


A. No cowboys, no rodeos, no Thanksgiving, no coyotes, very few sheepherders and Basques. But lotsa mountains, moose, herring ( ;)), crystal clear rivers and, above all, lotsa tall, blond good looking men!


Q. What would Jack and Ennis think of ABBA?

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