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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #500 on: September 25, 2010, 10:05:39 am »
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Q. What would Jack and Ennis think of ABBA?

A.  ABBA is their favorite!  Jack:  "Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight".  Ennis:  "Does your mother know that you're out?"




Q.  Why should the dogies get along, anyway?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #501 on: September 27, 2010, 12:30:20 pm »
Q.  Why should the dogies get along, anyway?

A.  It's a long way to Kansas City, or Ohama, or Chicago, and time's a-wastin'!

Q. Why do the dogies avoid Kurt Vonnegut?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #502 on: September 29, 2010, 07:48:13 am »
Q. Why do the dogies avoid Kurt Vonnegut?

A. Well, it wasn't because of "Breakfast of Champions."

Q. If  Lureen is so good at making money, why does she do her own nails, anyway?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #503 on: September 29, 2010, 08:14:47 am »
Q. If  Lureen is so good at making money, why does she do her own nails, anyway?

A.  Because the only manicurist in town is named Lashawn.


Q.  Who does Lureen's hair?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #504 on: September 29, 2010, 12:28:03 pm »
Q.  Who does Lureen's hair?


A. The only manicurist in town. That's why it looks like hell.


Q. Who does the only manicurist in town's hair?

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #505 on: September 29, 2010, 03:54:41 pm »
Q. Who does the only manicurist in town's hair?

A. John Deere.

Q.  Who made the mold for Mrs. LD's hair?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #506 on: September 29, 2010, 03:59:05 pm »


Q. Who does the only manicurist in town's hair?

A. Randall. He does just about everything and everyone.




Q. Exactly what is the pentacoast?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #507 on: September 29, 2010, 04:30:02 pm »
Q. Exactly what is the pentacoast?


A. The coastline of the island Penta.


Q.  Who made the mold for Mrs. LD's hair?

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #508 on: September 30, 2010, 08:32:36 am »
Q.  Who made the mold for Mrs. LD's hair?

A.  The Beatles!  Mrs. was the bullet-headed mother who was sung about in Bungalow Bill!  Talk about coincidence!

Q.  Why is Jack's tractor called "Versatile?"


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #509 on: September 30, 2010, 11:26:42 am »


Q.  Why is Jack's tractor called "Versatile?"

A. They were sure such a long and complicated word would impress someone!


Q. Why Denver?