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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #650 on: December 07, 2010, 02:41:20 pm »
Q. Can the people of Signal actually sing their f x c?!?

A.  They do well with the carols, but have a hard time singing Frank, Xavier, and Chuck - we're talking ranch hands, not tunes here.

Q.  Did the Methodist choir sing anything in remembrance of Earl?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #651 on: December 08, 2010, 01:09:54 pm »
Q.  Did the Methodist choir sing anything in remembrance of Earl


A. No, coz Rich and Earl wasn't methodists.


Q. Why did Junior have a runny nose?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #652 on: December 09, 2010, 10:09:01 am »
Q. Why did Junior have a runny nose?

A.  She was training for the fifty-yard dash, and wherever her feet went, so went her nose.

Q. What else did Jr think was "Good enough"?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #653 on: December 14, 2010, 11:54:06 am »
Q. What else did Jr think was "Good enough"?

A.  Living over a laundromat with all those machine noises running through her life.

Q.  When did the Elks decide that moving in to town and getting an office near the laundromat was a good idea?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #654 on: December 14, 2010, 02:29:44 pm »

Q.  When did the Elks decide that moving in to town and getting an office near the laundromat was a good idea?
A. After they happened upon Jack and Randall in the woods. Enough is enough.


Q. Whatever happened to Cigar butt?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #655 on: December 14, 2010, 03:12:18 pm »
Q. Whatever happened to Cigar butt?


A. He joined Weight Watchers, lost weight and changed names to Cigarette butt.


Q. Who was the bear mainly after, Ennis or the dumbass mules?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #656 on: December 14, 2010, 03:19:34 pm »
Q. Whatever happened to Cigar butt?

A. Glue factory.
He underwent several years of therapy, because the other horses always made fun of his name. Tragically, none of them was aware of the real reason for it. They all thought it was because he had the color of a cigar butt - nut no. Truth is, his former owner shoved a cigar up his :-X. After therapy, Cigar Butt launched his carreer in Hollywood and became Fury, the furious avenger of all mistreated horses.

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Oh, I just see Sonja was quicker with answering. I'll post anyway, and we'll go with her question:

Q. Who was the bear mainly after, Ennis or the dumbass mules?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #657 on: December 17, 2010, 09:20:56 am »
Q. Who was the bear mainly after, Ennis or the dumbass mules?

A. The dumbass mules: The bear was a top.

Q.  What does a bear use for lube?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #658 on: December 17, 2010, 09:56:54 am »
Q.  What does a bear use for lube?
A. Honey of course (see pic)



Q. What´s the real reason Ennis´ father showed him Rich?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #659 on: December 17, 2010, 11:04:19 am »
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