Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

That night, she sat alone and wept
Having learned the secret that Ennis kept
So she lit up a smoke;
"Is my marriage a joke?"
Downed a couple of whiskeys and slept.

 

[Mikaela]

Another one?



In Riverton there was a grocer

[LauraGigs]

In Riverton there was a grocer.
To Alma, he wished to be closer.

[Lumière]

In Riverton there was a grocer.
To Alma, he wished to be closer.
One day he took a chance

[ifyoucantfixit]

Time was never on their side.
So it was till the day Jack died.
Yet in moments of grace,




(I agree about the "apples" rhyme. I got no further than "grapples" -  and couldn't find anything very useful to do limerick-wise with that!  )

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p/s: Janice - Thanks for changing that first line.    I was giving myself a migraine trying to find something to rhyme


           Sorry,
                                    I figured it was ugly to rhyme

[ifyoucantfixit]

In Riverton there was a grocer.
To Alma, he wished to be closer.
One day he took a chance
She took a glance at his pants

[LauraGigs]

In Riverton there was a grocer.
To Alma, he wished to be closer.
One day he took a chance
She took a glance at his pants
But next to Ennis, he was a dozer.

[ifyoucantfixit]

        They ate the elk and saved the sheep.

[Mikaela]

They ate the elk and saved the sheep.
At night they shagged and saved the sleep.

[Lumière]

They ate the elk and saved the sheep.
At night they shagged and saved the sleep.
Brokeback was their paradise,