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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4135771 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4120 on: January 06, 2009, 01:55:23 pm »
The had canvas buckets to tote water
For cleaning up after sheep were slaughtered
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4121 on: January 06, 2009, 07:45:36 pm »



The had canvas buckets to tote water
For cleaning up after sheep were slaughtered
They ate beans, fried bacon and taters
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4122 on: January 07, 2009, 01:28:51 pm »

The had canvas buckets to tote water
For cleaning up after sheep were slaughtered
They ate beans, fried bacon and taters
and when time got later
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4123 on: January 07, 2009, 01:42:12 pm »




They had canvas buckets to tote water
For cleaning up after sheep were slaughtered
They ate beans, fried bacon and taters
and when time got later
Ennis undressed and became a washer

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4124 on: January 07, 2009, 03:58:35 pm »
Jake lay in the tent, horny as hell
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4125 on: January 07, 2009, 04:08:38 pm »
Jake lay in the tent, horny as hell
Pulse racing, heart beating fast as well
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4126 on: January 07, 2009, 04:16:49 pm »
Jake lay in the tent, horny as hell
Pulse racing, heart beating fast as well
then Ennis walked in
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4127 on: January 07, 2009, 04:28:25 pm »
Jake lay in the tent, horny as hell
Pulse racing, heart beating fast as well
then Ennis walked in
Quite keen to begin
Both men tired of feeling like empty shells
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4128 on: January 07, 2009, 07:09:29 pm »
There was a cranky guy named Aguirre
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4129 on: January 07, 2009, 07:27:42 pm »



There was a cranky guy named Aguirre
His hired hands didn't find him endearing
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