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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3790 on: October 14, 2008, 08:06:45 pm »

Over 1,300 residents in our town
on any given night they may be found
In the many places to talk and share
or wanting to rip out someone's hair
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3791 on: October 14, 2008, 08:49:53 pm »
Over 1,300 residents in our town
on any given night they may be found
In the many places to talk and share
or wanting to rip out someone's hair
Its a great place to be around.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3792 on: October 15, 2008, 05:42:02 pm »
How about ...

It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3793 on: October 15, 2008, 06:25:54 pm »


It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3794 on: October 15, 2008, 07:08:57 pm »
It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
the priest made a joke
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3795 on: October 15, 2008, 07:42:03 pm »
It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
the priest made a joke
which made me half choke
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3796 on: October 15, 2008, 09:07:23 pm »
It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
the priest made a joke
which made me half choke
But he kissed her and the knot was tied
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3797 on: October 15, 2008, 09:09:12 pm »
Before long there was a new babe
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3798 on: October 16, 2008, 03:46:17 pm »
Before long there was a new babe
They named her Junior after some debate




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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3799 on: October 16, 2008, 07:15:25 pm »
Before long there was a new babe
They named her Junior after some debate
Then soon after, Jenny too
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