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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3790 on: October 14, 2008, 08:06:45 pm »

Over 1,300 residents in our town
on any given night they may be found
In the many places to talk and share
or wanting to rip out someone's hair


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3791 on: October 14, 2008, 08:49:53 pm »
Over 1,300 residents in our town
on any given night they may be found
In the many places to talk and share
or wanting to rip out someone's hair
Its a great place to be around.
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3792 on: October 15, 2008, 05:42:02 pm »
How about ...

It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3793 on: October 15, 2008, 06:25:54 pm »


It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3794 on: October 15, 2008, 07:08:57 pm »
It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
the priest made a joke


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3795 on: October 15, 2008, 07:42:03 pm »
It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
the priest made a joke
which made me half choke
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3796 on: October 15, 2008, 09:07:23 pm »
It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
the priest made a joke
which made me half choke
But he kissed her and the knot was tied
The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3797 on: October 15, 2008, 09:09:12 pm »
Before long there was a new babe
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It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3798 on: October 16, 2008, 03:46:17 pm »
Before long there was a new babe
They named her Junior after some debate




The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3799 on: October 16, 2008, 07:15:25 pm »
Before long there was a new babe
They named her Junior after some debate
Then soon after, Jenny too
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection